Until recently, I hadn’t ever heard much from the people who would frequent the apartment on the side of the house next door. I have come to learn, however, that they are not much better than the dudes living in the unit in the back. Thursday night, they
made the mistake of screwing the wrong crackhead out of the proper amount for his fix, though, and the Jump Out Boyz have returned! And by Thursday night……I mean Thursday, the 4th……the Fourth of July. Good thing I am not tasked with reporting the
real news huh? if it were left up to me, you wouldn’t find out that a plane had crashed in the Hudson River for FOUR months…..(cuz that is how long it took for me to learn of that shit myself, yo!) I hope you will still love me tomorrow….
dealer was not home when the crackheads came for their crack! For a normal person, who goes to visit a business associate, if that associate is not present, then we send an
email/text/voicemail to reschedule the appointment. A crackhead, on the other hand, believes firmly that if you say you are going to be available, then by God, you bet not forget that! If they show up and you aren’t there, they will break into your house and get the shit they came for. The girl climbing into the window of the side apartment in the house next door proves this point perfectly. She was not about to leave empty handed just because the dumbass dealer spends all of his hard-earned crack money smoking pot and forgot to meet her at the specified time to give her the fix she needs!
returns home unsuspectingly to find the PoPo’s and the MoFo’s hiding in his house. But wait! There’s more! The guy from 8th and Market apartments called police at the same time as our little raid to report a naked dude was trying to break into his building, so he walked down to see why the 12 cop cars that pulled up in front of the crack house were lost! I just wonder, how big was this naked guy’s schlong to think you would need 12 cop cars to arrest him??? (Sorry, Mom, that you had to read that…) Reports on the community watch board came flying in to inquire as to how many people were involved in the raid. Transcripts can be found below:
I was coming home from a customer’s house and there was a lot of activity on
8th Street…3 cops cars at the BP and saw more go by with their lights on.
Not only are the crackheads getting their a$$s hauled to jail, but there’s a
naked dude running around 8th street flashing his junk to everyone too! Go
America – this is the best 4th of July EVER!
Hahahaha I missed the naked dude.
Upholding civilization. God bless ’em.
I did too! But, the neighbor from the apartments on 8th & market came
down to ask the cops why they were all in front of our house when he had called
on the naked dude laying on the sidewalk in front of his place!
Why doesn’t she move?
Because then we wouldn’t have blogs….DUH!